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By M. Alan Cox

Silk shades, that’s what I’ll buy. They’ll cover my windows, my home’ll look like a goddamned cupcake. Chicago—the closest I come to house wares with innovative Scandinavian design at a reasonable price, the thump and flow of capital falling just short of my demand… in my soul I desire a basket lined with white linen, to trundle under the bed or under the Victorian divan I got at that little farmhouse with a red, white and blue sign out front, ANTIQUES in big black letters and a reddish hound mutt on a chain. If I can’t find a tea cup with pink roses around the rim to match the set my maternal grandmother’s ghost showed me in a dream I’ll jump off a mile high bridge on Tuesday, May, 21st. I’ll leap to my death at nine, by ten I’ll be hungry, so I’ll walk to the deli on the corner for a ham sandwich on rye— onions on the side. Later on I’ll go out to a movie, maybe get a beer.