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Holy Grail of Carp

By Dan Butterfass

I forgot to tell you about the unalloyed joy of spearing carp making their spring spawning runs up shallow clear creeks flowing under country bridges all across the Midwest, out to which we rode our bikes with primitive spears balanced deftly across the handle bars, eager to test our skill against quarry that glided upstream at the speed of phantoms the instant they sensed our ulterior presence, the apprentice throw almost always errant or too late as the school shot forward into the safety of a culvert’s darkness, the surface of the creek already rippling downstream with the raw muscular power of more and more carp, plentiful and unwanted, foreign and peculiar with pursed lips and gelatinous Fu Manchu facial whiskers, denizens infesting the underworld of a cattail slough’s marl, except in spring when they ran up the clear creeks to spawn and we boys rode our bikes out to the bridges on a quest for the living heft of carp, to feel the spear’s tines just once through the slimy keratinous armor, the sharp points emerging from the saffron belly-bulge, the pierced fish thrashing in the gentle current and hoisted waggling into the air, onto the bank already streaming blood, its stunned eyes always delivering the same thing with incomprehensible freshness.